Nintendo is one of Japan’s biggest gaming companies, and japan’s country-shaking birth rate means less nintendo players. so we cut off nintendo online so the japanese have more sex. we let them compete for a chance to stay at a super mario themed love hotel, and we gave those who pulled it off (and didn’t pull out) some baby swag items. get down w/ the clown GET A BUZZ ENLIST TODAY Getchu a look Look at weirdos Lord over thy Land take a break ;)
